I wrote a little poem that began with that line when I was 3. Yep. Creepy huh? 

One of my older sisters is a scary stuff buff and around the same time I penned my poem she watched a show called Dark Shadows; the theme music alone made me cry.  Later in life she hid under my bed, waited for me to get tucked in, then reach up with blood red fingernails to scare the life out of me. To this day I check under the bed.  

This brings me to my super scary point. During All Hallows Eve I was thinking about Salad Fingers and his cast for costume ideas. I stumbled upon Salad Fingers in 2004 while searching for another flash cartoon and was instantly disturbed, so naturally I wanted more SALAD FINGERS! 

You've been warned - it is insane, creepy, disturbing, bizarre and sometimes funny. Watch the episodes in order from 1 - 8. Enjoy and YOU'RE WELCOME!

Salad Fingers Episodes

Salad Fingers Wikipedia